2026 - Week 1: Clemson at #11 LSU

I had a dream last night! That we took a 28-7 lead with 2:37 left in the first half!

Would it be greedy to hope for another interception right now... a pick 6 even... flashes of the Alabama championship game???

I am looking for the sad LSU girl in the crowd tonight... hopefully.... :)

You wouldn't recognize her--she's put on about 80 lbs.

I have to not care if the left tackle moves before the snap. I'm gonna crack a tooth or throw a clot if not.

If I were LSU. I’d run it until we stop them.

No reason for LSU to throw another pass tonight

It takes three guys to tackle their RB. Not good.

Can't run, getting run all over, this is gonna be over early.

Same old shit. 0L isn't worth a shit and the DLine is worse than last year. But oh boy Dabo, we have Sewell and Sadler still on our 0Line.

52yrs and I have never turned off a game early. I’m done. Dabo, you can burn. You did this.

Welp, we'll always have the first 3 minutes.

The rout is on. I miss the days when we were a real team.

Daboball is officially dead and finished.

Our 0L is so bad its not even funny. They either end up each play laying on the ground, or at the end of the play standing there looking around like what was I supposed to do?

Terrible.

It's actually hard to fathom that Dabo won two natties, this team is so bad and so unprepared its comical. Nothing but a clown show out there right now.

What in the absolute hell was that blocking? Maybe that play works if we don't have 2 linemen blocking air while their star linebacker goes untouched in what I'm assuming was supposed to be the hole?

It's giving 2008 vs Alabama vibes.

We look like a FCS team

We needed 7 and threw the ball 1 yard downfield... and still missed the catch...

Throw Tate in the lion pit fuck it

Matt Luke sucks

Maybe we should rethink getting our ass kicked in the opener every year? What's Presbyterian up to these days?

I’ve been skeptical of the Tom Allen hire from the jump. The offense has been frustrating tonight, but I think there are signs it’ll be okay. This defense isn’t the best tackling team in Pickens County, forget the country.

How in the world was that holding, the entire DL was in the backfield in like one second!

And Kirk Herbstreit just laid Clemson out "they have NO chance of driving the ball against LSU"

Sooooo, if we're paying for a top 10 coach and getting...this...if Dabo wants to stick around maybe his compensation should be adjusted to reflect the current performance level?

I can’t remember ever seeing Clemson whipped on the LOS so badly. This isn’t even close

Good thing is that clemson has spent the majority of their focus on offense. Which is paying off... money well spent. Glad the clown kiffin is able to show Dabo up.

I hate it here.

Corners are actually playing pretty well. End of compliments.

I was so excited all day waiting for this game... now I feel sick...

Maybe it's our turn to fall from grace ala FSU Nebraska etc

Pat McAfee said Clemson might lose by 50. I thought he was full of shit. But damnit, it might be 60 we lose by.

This is the worst game of the Dabo era. we have 53 yards at half and they have over 300. We have ONE first down in the entire first half. This is utterly embarrassing. But don't worry, Dabo will remind us after the game how many games he has won, how many natties he has won, that he knows more than anyone else and we are all fools to doubt him.

We are only one play away, lol

Lane Kiffin, still an asshole.

So is Dabo, just in another way

Seriously, Lane is mad its not 38-0 because of the giveaway...what a tool...but at least he's competitive. Dabo looks like a beaten down man who's just cashing checks at this point living in his mansion in Clemson.

They didn't need any NFL players tonight...

Plain and simple…Dabo should be absolutely embarrassed. He actually looked like he wanted to crawl under the bleachers in that interview.

Plain and simple…Dabo should be absolutely embarrassed. He actually looked like he wanted to crawl under the bleachers in that interview.

Plain and simple…Dabo should be absolutely embarrassed. He actually looked like he wanted to crawl under the bleachers in that interview.

I never played any sport in my entire life and I can say for certain I could make the Clemson OL as a walk on

This is no time for play action. Theres literally no time!

Baby shit soft ass team. No heart. No fight. Where is their pride? Did they leave it in Clemson?

Somebody gonna go back and revise the position group grades in those articles? 😂

Bro. And he's supposed to be one of the good ones? Matt Luke is ass.

The difference between the two teams is immeasurable... lane pushes the rules and Dabo complains about going back to the good ol days....

Lol Dabo most overpaid preacher in the country... at least Jesus still loves Clemson... that's about all

This isn’t beating Georgia Southern next week lol. We might get lucky and beat Charleston Southern

Fuck me, they’re talking about tennis during a play.

A FIRST DOWN MY GOD

At least our uniforms look good in the backfield

Gooooo Dabo 0 for 10. We should have went after a punter in the portal. Not that i would have wanted a Kiffin std, but i wouldn't complain about an antibiotic to cure the stank from an opening win in football

I'm eager to see the post-game comments from Dabo.

We played hard.... gotta give it to lsu... they were there better team.... we just gotta work....

We had em at the start, but things just didn't go our way.

Jesus loves us. Kiffin sucks and we fed into distractions... it's a long season... all our goals are ahead of us... blah blah blah...i have confidence in this team... more fluff

It's s long season.. you know that... tweet that my friend. We have a lot of football ahead of us. If you want me and my 2 national championships gone, I'll leave... but all our goals are still ahead of us

"if the fans are tired of winning, fire me"

Dabo, where's the winning at?

We win 18 of the past 19 seasons I've been here... fire me if youre tired of winning

Lol micro plastics cost us this game.... who knew???? Come on Dabo...ESPN is making a joke of your program..... you're embarrassing anyone who comes to clemson.

Lsu got an lds kid to play for them and we can't get a td??? What in the world?!?!

I don't think this is an elite LSU team. I think we are mostly just this bad

LSU two freshman DT's are absolutely working our 0L, that says it all.

Lol clemson has some issues they hoped they'd fixed...

Dabo should've hired me as OC. I could run this offense and have more than 73 yards through three quarters!!!

Come on Dabo...hook a brotha up with a job!!

Said too much. You're a Clemson man. All job requirements are met with flying colors. Hired.

You guys think Dabo knew he was going to get ass handed to him tonight or do you think he really thought they were going to be competitive?

Based on his face at the halftime interview...I think he thought competitive.

I'm sure his internal sunshine-pumper was cranking full-tilt. 10million a year for Captain Optimism to run vacation Bible School.

At least the home crowd gets to celebrate... something Dabo hasn't given clemson fans in a while... there's a stat for you Dabo... worst loss in an opener

LSU 2nd team better on both sides than CU starters. But hey, Dabo knows best.

I want every last coach fired after tonight. This is what happens when you hire in house guys who don’t know what they’re doing.

Best QB on the field - Sam Leavitt, second best QB on the field - LSU backup QB, a transfer from Elon. What a disgrace.

Just get one rushing yard that’s all I want my god

This program is so fucked.

Remember when we used to whoop ass like this?

Did we against sec teams?

Sakerlina count?

This reminds me of the Syracuse Gator bowl disaster. Game was so out of hand that the announcers spent like 30 minutes debating on the proper pronunciation of Clemson while the game was going on. We're talking to and interviewing male cheerleaders about pushups while Clemson has the ball.

Espn is making a joke of this game.... truly saying it should have been called at the half...

450 yard difference... go Dabo.... you got this.... kiffin may be an ass hat but he beat your ass and shouldn't even mention your name in his post game press conference because his backups would have performed better than your team....

644 total yards....to 145 (71 came on that last drive against the third team)

Now that's an asssss whipping!

Lol and lane gets to say he's disappointed in their performance... Dabo eat that..

Lane laying Clemson right out on the mat "we're going to play a lot better offenses this year"

So cool that game one settled that I don't have to focus on football this year or get to watch it for enjoyment. Makes you feel real great about this University that's facing real budget issues while this fuckass fraud of a head coach is collecting his absurd paycheck to take record setting L's. There are plenty of job positions that are involved in graduating students that Dabo can take a paycut and go enjoy, but then I guess he wouldn't have that preaching audience he loves so much.